_                       _                                       _     _      _      
| |                     | |                                     | |   (_)    | |     
| |__    __ _  _ __   __| |__      __  __ _  _ __   ___         | | __ _   __| | ___ 
| '_ \  / _` || '__| / _` |\ \ /\ / / / _` || '__| / _ \        | |/ /| | / _` |/ __|
| | | || (_| || |   | (_| | \ V  V / | (_| || |   |  __/ ______ |   < | || (_| |\__ \
|_| |_| \__,_||_|    \__,_|  \_/\_/   \__,_||_|    \___||______||_|\_\|_| \__,_||___/

"If you’re not on the Internet, you don’t exist."

"What is 'Internet,' anyway?"

"Cyberspace, the new home of Mind."

"The information superhighway."

"The future is already here, it’s just not very evenly distributed."

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing."

Welcome home, kid.